Jersey Shore's Snooky Can Be At Your Next Birthday For $2,000

Snooky, everyone's favorite star from everyone's favorite television show, has representation from Neon Entertainment, handling everything from her press inquiries and requests for personal appearances, to spelling her name wrong.

So just how much will it cost you to have Snooky appear at your sister's birthday party, for example? NYC The Blog inquired via email, and Scott, “El Presidente” at Neon Entertainment, fielded our request. He replied: “Her price is 2000 + transportation.

That seems reasonable, even when you consider that she will probably drink all your alcohol as well. But now, I've let the cat out of the bag, and my sister Carla knows who is coming to her next birthday!

And by the way, Scott's own email signature identifies him as "El Presidente" of Neon Entertainment. Check it out below...