Things People Do In New Luxury Apartments: Fist Pump; Flash Your Vagina; Take Your Shirt Off; Smoosh Your Boobs Against The Glass; Give A Middle Finger; Be A Matador

What do you do after you purchase a new luxury apartment at the Ian Schrager designed 40 Bond, where units sold for anywhere from 2.5 million to 15 million dollars or more? You have a huge party on Sunday afternoon, that's what. You and you're guests fist pump, flash passersby your chest and crotch, play loud music out your open windows, pretend you are a matador, flip people off. Basically, you do whatever the hell you want to.

And if it's your apartment, as the gentleman in the photo above claimed, you run outside to entertain you're guests streetside, pretending your are a matador and whipping your shirt off. You just paid well over 2.5 million dollars for your apartment. You have arrived. It's Kool and the Gang time!

NSFW photos after the jump!

Mayor's Office Parties At Chinatown Brasserie

Chinatown Brasserie, on Lafayette Street north of Houston, was the scene of a large party last night featuring suits from the Mayor's Office and elsewhere important enough to have a small platoon of security and drivers standing sentry. An unofficial count showed at least 18 large black SUVs and Town Cars in the immediate vicinity of the Brasserie.

A restaurant employee confirmed to NYC The Blog that there was a large party inside, including the Mayor, "celebrating the retirement of someone from the Mayor's Office." 

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